The BIG plan . . .

OK, so we don't really have a plan for the day. In fact, this is probably going to be the most laid back wedding you've ever attended, so some things may take a little longer than anticipated, other events may be over before you know it. Either way - we want YOU to have fun. If you're bored, liven things up. Make us laugh. Make us smile. Eat, drink and be merry and no matter what, relax and enjoy the day.

In the meantime, we've made a rough schedule - and with any luck, we can stick to it. If not, no worries. It'll still be fun. We promise.

At 3:00-ish, Brian and crew will leap out of a perfectly good airplane, skydive toward earth, and will (hopefully) land somewhere near Heather. Bring binoculars and cameras. It'll be pretty and exciting. There will be a few people guiding the skydivers to the ground. Please listen to their instructions. We'll need to keep a bit of clear space for them to land and we don't want anyone to get hurt.

Once Brian and crew land, a brief marriage ceremony will be held in a big field. Gather around closely - stand wherever you want to - this will be very informal. Take pictures, laugh, smile and enjoy, but don't blink, because it'll be brief and we don't want you to miss it!

After the marriage ceremony, fill your plates and cups, eat and drink until your bellies are full. Repeat.

On the menu:

A big ole pig roast
Hot dogs
Hamburgers
Toss salad
Other salads
Baked Beans
Salt Potatoes

Beer
Wine
Soft Drinks
Water

If the weather is nice, we'll have lots of outdoor activities including
Horseshoes
Volleyball
Hula hoops
Limbo
50s music & dancing

Expect water balloons and squirt guns to make an appearance. Someone may decide to be a smartypants and drag out the hose. If you don't like water, run. If you can't run, carry a big stick.

If you have games you'd like to bring, please do so!